Monday, October 31, 2011

Lesson 110% - LIKE A BOSS

Lesson Date - 31 October 2011

Time - 2:02 min

What we learned

  • If you want to be a viral video superstar AND you have a super boring job, you need some UNNECESSARY WORKPLACE PANACHE.

  • Jobs such as rolling cigarettes and opening beer are considered mundane. You can make them mundane at a slightly faster rate if you put your mind to it.

    Lesson Breakdown

    0:13 - 0:17 - Fastest bag paker in the world.flv

    0:20 - 0:31 - Returning Shopping Carts Like A Boss

    0:33 - 0:51 - Famous Mochi Maker

    0:55 - 1:02 - Peru- World’s fastest cigarette roller

    1:09 - 1:19 - Beer Open Like a Boss

    1:32 - 1:40 - Epic tea serving

    “His whole family was killed by a serving tray”

    Friday, October 28, 2011

    Lesson 9 - Stunt Cats

    Lesson Date - 16 November 2010

    Time - 2:19 min

    What We Learned:

    • The original PURRRRRRRRPOSE of motion picture camera was to film stunt cats.
    • Hitler loses WWII.
    • Stunt Cats perform daring feats no other domesticated animal could perform.
    • Not all stunt cats are amazing.

    0:22 - 0:31 - Thomas Edison - 1894 Boxing cats

    0:35 - 0:40 - NINJA KITTEN gatito de ninja

    0:42 - 0:48 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING

    0:50 - 0:54 - Funny kitten can’t jump

    1:01 - 1:07 - small cat jumps from the table to chair

    1:13 - 1:18 - cat jumps into door

    1:21 - 1:28 - Kitten Fails The Obstacle Course (Stupid Videos)

    1:29 - 1:35 - kids pulls cat into bath tub

    1:55 - 1:58 - Scared Puppy Won’t Go Down Stairs (jokeroo)

    Monday, October 24, 2011

    Lesson 50% - Weddings

    Lesson Date - 24 October 2011

    Time - 1:57

    What we learned:

    • For your wedding, you have to make an entrance.
    • Russian Weddings offer FEATS OF STRENGTH, Dancing Grandmothers, and Fighting.
    • According to the Russians, the bloodier the fight - the better the marriage.
    • Wedding Photos never turn out like you plan.

    0:29 - 0:35 - Zipline Wedding Crash

    0:43 - 0:54 - Embarrassing Wedding Fail (MetaCafe)

    0:58 - 1:07 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING

    1:13 - 1:21 - Russian Wedding…..

    1:23 - 1:29 - Wedding Fight with Sexy Russian Bride

    1:36 - 1:38 - Wedding Party Jump Fail (Stupid Videos)

    1:38 - 1:39 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING

    1:39 - 1:40 - Wedding Party Is All Wet (Stupid Videos)

    Wednesday, October 19, 2011

    Lesson 27 - Blockbusters

    Lesson Date - 6 June 2011

    Time - 3:09

    What we learned

    • Ticket Prices range from twenty bucks to spleens
    • Smash your mansickles and become an X-Man
    • Not all ninjas are stealthy.
    • Chicken is now known as Pigeon.
    • Farting Iguanas are more magical than Harry Potter.

    0:24 - 0:26 - Bear scratching his back in a dancing fashion (Ebaums World)

    0:26 - 0:27 / 2:59 - 3:02 - Baby Relaxes After Tough Day

    0:34 - 0:37 - biggest parkour fail ever.

    0:46 - 1:07 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING

    1:40 - 1:47 - Nyan cat man

    2:10 - 2:14 - DON’T GIVE A F*CK: Pigeon

    2:30 - 2:33 - Iguana Fart

    Tuesday, October 11, 2011

    Lesson 4/4 - Musical Performers

    Lesson Date - 11 June 2010

    Time  - 2:58

    0:12 - 0:13 / 0:16 -  - Cry me a River - Justin Timberlake cover - Justin singing (Justin Beiber)

    0:14 - 0:17 - Greyson Chance Singing Paparazzi

    0:24 - 0:26 - UNKNOWN

    0:26 - 0:28 - It’s definitely Tonetta, but I can’t find the video used within the lesson.

    0:28 - 0:35 - Tom OC youre my xtc

    0:36 - 0:41 - “Shine” by Final Placement (Original Video) (Vimeo)

    0:43 - 0:48 - Bleis plays “Bratja - Brother” on his side flute

    0:49 - 1:04 - IT’S TIME FOR THE PERCOLATOR!!

    1:13 - 1:18 - Happy Birthday via Theramin

    1:28 - 1:38 - Indian lady singing We Will Rock You

    1:44 - 1:59 - Policeman forgets national anthem

    2:05 - 2:13 - Kid Singing and Dancing to Lady Gaga Bad Romance!

    2:18 - 2:37 - “CARLOAD OF FARTS” ( Ted’s cable tv debut ! ) Ted Pillman!

    Lesson 21 - Fashion

    Lesson Date - 10 October 2011

    Time - 1:55 min

    Fun Fact: All of the videos featured in this lesson are from eHow.com, the GO-TO source for fashion advice!

    0:17-0:19 - The Subcultures of Fashion : How to Dress Pop Punk

    0:20-0:21 - Women’s Costumes & Hairstyles : How to Dress Punk for Cheap

    0:21-0:22 - Punk Rock Fashion Tips : Punk Rock Fashion Tips

    0:22 - Punk Rock Fashion Tips : Goth-Punk Fashion Tips

    0:22 - 0:25 - Punk Rock Fashion Tips : Vintage Punk Shopping Tips

    0:25 - 0:28 -  Halloween Costumes : How Does a Girl Dress Pop Punk?

    0:38 - 0:46 - Youth Fashion Tips : How To Dress Punk for Girls (Video was made private)

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JENNIFER? YOU MADE HER A MONSTER!

    0:57 - 1:06 - Fashion Dress Code : How to Dress Like a Wealthy Woman

    1:19 - 1:20 - Fashion Tips: How to Wear a Long Cardigan Sweater

    What do I do?

    There’s just SO MUCH of it everywhere!

    1:23 - 1:24 - Fashion Tips: How to Wear Big Belts

    1:27 - 1:29 - Fashion Tips: Women: How to Wear Vests Over Shirts

    1:36 - 1:39 - Rottweiler Eating Mayonnaise