Lesson 110% - LIKE A BOSS
Lesson Date - 31 October 2011
Time - 2:02 min
What we learned
- If you want to be a viral video superstar AND you have a super boring job, you need some UNNECESSARY WORKPLACE PANACHE.
- Jobs such as rolling cigarettes and opening beer are considered mundane. You can make them mundane at a slightly faster rate if you put your mind to it.
Lesson Breakdown
0:13 - 0:17 - Fastest bag paker in the world.flv
0:20 - 0:31 - Returning Shopping Carts Like A Boss
0:33 - 0:51 - Famous Mochi Maker
0:55 - 1:02 - Peru- World’s fastest cigarette roller
1:09 - 1:19 - Beer Open Like a Boss
1:32 - 1:40 - Epic tea serving
“His whole family was killed by a serving tray”
Lesson 9 - Stunt Cats
Lesson Date - 16 November 2010
Time - 2:19 min
What We Learned:
- The original PURRRRRRRRPOSE of motion picture camera was to film stunt cats.
- Hitler loses WWII.
- Stunt Cats perform daring feats no other domesticated animal could perform.
- Not all stunt cats are amazing.
0:22 - 0:31 - Thomas Edison - 1894 Boxing cats
0:35 - 0:40 - NINJA KITTEN gatito de ninja
0:42 - 0:48 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING
0:50 - 0:54 - Funny kitten can’t jump
1:01 - 1:07 - small cat jumps from the table to chair
1:13 - 1:18 - cat jumps into door
1:21 - 1:28 - Kitten Fails The Obstacle Course (Stupid Videos)
1:29 - 1:35 - kids pulls cat into bath tub
1:55 - 1:58 - Scared Puppy Won’t Go Down Stairs (jokeroo)
Lesson 50% - Weddings
Lesson Date - 24 October 2011
Time - 1:57
What we learned:
- For your wedding, you have to make an entrance.
- Russian Weddings offer FEATS OF STRENGTH, Dancing Grandmothers, and Fighting.
- According to the Russians, the bloodier the fight - the better the marriage.
- Wedding Photos never turn out like you plan.
0:29 - 0:35 - Zipline Wedding Crash
0:43 - 0:54 - Embarrassing Wedding Fail (MetaCafe)
0:58 - 1:07 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING
1:13 - 1:21 - Russian Wedding…..
1:23 - 1:29 - Wedding Fight with Sexy Russian Bride
1:36 - 1:38 - Wedding Party Jump Fail (Stupid Videos)
1:38 - 1:39 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING
1:39 - 1:40 - Wedding Party Is All Wet (Stupid Videos)
Lesson 27 - Blockbusters
Lesson Date - 6 June 2011
Time - 3:09
What we learned
- Ticket Prices range from twenty bucks to spleens
- Smash your mansickles and become an X-Man
- Not all ninjas are stealthy.
- Chicken is now known as Pigeon.
- Farting Iguanas are more magical than Harry Potter.
0:24 - 0:26 - Bear scratching his back in a dancing fashion (Ebaums World)
0:26 - 0:27 / 2:59 - 3:02 - Baby Relaxes After Tough Day
0:34 - 0:37 - biggest parkour fail ever.
0:46 - 1:07 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING
1:40 - 1:47 - Nyan cat man
2:10 - 2:14 - DON’T GIVE A F*CK: Pigeon
2:30 - 2:33 - Iguana Fart
So many new students
Wow, our followers just went to threat level midnight.
You guys are so fucking awesome. No seriously.
Here is a somewhat relevant image as your reward.
So, answer me this: How’d ya’ll find the cheat sheet?
Lesson 9.8 - Daredevils
Lesson Date: 19 March 2010
Lesson Length: 3:21 min.
What we learned in this lesson
- There are two ways to create successful daredevil videos: Awesome stunts (requires talent, prowless, and creativity - which you don’t have) and failure.
- When they say “Don’t try this at home”, they don’t mean “Off the top of your home”
- Crowds are good because they can go “That was funny. I hope he’s not dead”
- Rule of Three - First guy can do it, second guy can do it, third time’s a harm.
- If you fail the first time, don’t give up! You’ll eventually get hurt.
- To be a professional stuntman, go to your workplace and do doughnuts on the forklift.
- Most stunts involve something that involves no reason in doing but is fun to watch, like two guys on an ATV.
- Don’t check your equipment.
- Broken in half bike = Two Unicycles
- Law of Motion - A moron in motion will stay in motion until acted upon by an outside ceiling.
- Push the limits, especially how early you can fall down.
- Besides a minuscule amount of views, stunt fails tell you what kind of friends you have.
Lesson Breakdown
0:14 - 0:19 - Original Shopping Cart Crabh FAIL
0:23 - 0:26 - Indian Motorcycle Club Member Performs Awesome Hell Dragging Wheeling
0:32 - 0:37 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING
0:37 - 0:38 - Chair Jump Fail in Dorm - Break Fails
0:43 - 0:49 - The consequences with playing with the roof surfboard
0:55 - 0:58 - Trampoline Pool Jump
1:03 - 1:10 - CURRENTLY RESEARCHING
1:20 - 1:27 - Dumb Kid Dents Dad’s Car on Failed Jump
1:32 - 1:41 - Warehouse Idiot Spins Himself Off His Forklift in Donut Fail…
1:48 - 2:03 - Fail ATV Stunt
KEEP YOUR FEET LOCKED RICHIE
DON’T FALL OFF RICHIE
DON’T GET GRECO-ROMAN PINNED RICHIE
2:09 - 2:14 - Bike breaks in half jumping from loading dock
2:17 - 2:26 - Terribly Painful Ramp Stunt Failure
2:34 - 2:39 - Stunt Fail - part 1
A Call For Requests
Dear students,
I’m in the middle of finishing two entries, Daredevils and Bad Parents, but I’m writing to you - asking for requests. Are there any entries that you are dying to see? What about ones you need to complete your 9001 page thesis on Nyan Cat and Keyboard Cat?
Thank you.
The Teaching Assistant
